Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

House members

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Trump is going to target known criminals in the country illegally for deportation. The Democrats have vowed to fight him every step of the way. Don't they understand this is one of the issues that cost them the white house, the house and senate?

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

How should an atheist respond to a religious person who asks, "Why do you hate God?" What are some appropriate and inappropriate ways to answer this question?

They are listed above.

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

What are the strangest parts of The Bible?

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Why are black people harassed more by police officers?

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Why don't younger men like older women?

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

What has been your best sexual experience?

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Senate

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

than the blue routes.

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Tom McClintock of California

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama